I received an e-mail from the Dalai Lama today. He wanted me to take a Tibetan psychology test to determine who I really am. I was pretty sure I knew the answer to that question, but what the hey, it was worth a try.
At the end of a strange set of questions involving animals and colors, I was told very emphatically that if I send the test on to 15 or more people, the Dalai Lama promises my life will change drastically and all my most important wishes will come true. I'm hoping this somehow works for that super expensive trip to live with the polar bears out on the Arctic tundra that I've always yearned to do but can't afford.
I have a couple of other wishes that I wouldn't mind happening if the Dali is really on the mark,especially the ones involving my immediate family's health. That would really make me a believer.
My e-mail address seems to attact all kinds of interesting scams. Last week Facebook informed me that I had won $599,000 US dollars in some lottery, all I had to do was send my personal information, including my social security number and my bank id, so that their lawyers would be sure I wasn't faking. I e-mailed them back that in order to be more believable they must improve their English grammar and use SpellCheck. Can't understand why they haven't responded and/or sent my money.
Do people really believe these things???? Well, what the hell. . I'm sending the Dalai Lama's site on to you, aren't I? You have no idea how much I want to see those polar bears.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/201806/PERSONALITY-TEST-Tibetian-way
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